Hardworking lawyer shows up to work hours before everyone else and still gets fired: 'The three hours early riser put in before the sun was up did not count, because no one was there to see them.'

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    A lawyer I knew got fired for coming in too early

    A young lawyer I knew was fired not for slacking, but for being invisible. That's Big Law for you, and it's one of the reasons I don't work downtown.
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    At the firm where I articled, I'd show up at 6, maybe 6:15, me being a morning person and awake by 5, no alarm needed. But there was a lawyer there at the firm, a young early riser, who was always at work before I got there.
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    Early Riser was in by 5:30, he told me, and sometimes earlier. He had a wife and a young kid, and liked to spend evenings with his family. He'd put in his time, eating lunch at his desk, and not long after 5 p.m. he'd head out to catch the train home.
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    Other young lawyers would roll in at 7:30, 8:00 or 8:30. They'd work until 5, then they'd hit the pub downstairs for an hour or two, then come back and work hard until 9 o'clock. They put in as
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    until 9 o'clock. They put in as much time as Early Riser (maybe) but they understood something that Early Riser did not. Working long hours wasn't enough downtown; you had to work the right hours, the hours that got you noticed.
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    The three hours Early Riser put in before the sun was up did not count, because no one was there to see them.
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    When the recession hit in 1990 and the defence insurance bar was gutted by a set of No-Fault rules, the firm went looking for lawyers to chop, and the axe fell on Early Riser.
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    When he got the bad news, Early Riser and I went for a beer at the pub downstairs. Early Riser was staying late for a change because he didn't know what to tell his wife. We sat in a corner away from the rest of the associates, the ones that worked the right hours.
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    "They said they didn't know where I was half the time," Early Riser told me.
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    His billables were fine, the partners told him, but still, they knew he wasn't working hard enough. They were positive, because he wasn't around after 5. He wasn't a team player, not one of the guys.
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    A few months later the firm told me and all the other students we would not be kept on. None of us was surprised. I'd already started making plans, and in no time | had another job in a good downtown firm.
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    But at the new place I noticed that I was often the first guy to come in. The place was usually dark when I arrived. I was newly married, just like Early Riser, and I liked to head home by 6 p.m., when the other associates were still at their desks.
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    "This isn't going to work out," I told my wife, "I can see where this is headed."
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    Six months later I moved on and started my own practice, not because I was ready for it, not because it was a good idea, but because I didn't want to get called into a partner's office and be told I wasn't a team player because I got in too early and left too soon. I didn't want to be told I was working the wrong hours.
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    MrStormChaser I thought lawyers were supposed to ignore their families and live at the office?
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    PetalGlitc Ah yes, the sacred law of optics: thou shalt toil under fluorescent lights only when someone's around to witness it.
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    sirennmist The obsession with clocking hours instead of evaluating actual performance is such a toxic mindset. If someone's delivering high-quality work and meeting their goals, why micromanage their schedule? Flexibility shouldn't be a privilege, it should be part of a healthy, modern work culture.
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    eggs_erroneous It's more important to be seen as a hard worker than it is to actually be a hard worker. I truly believe this is why middle management loves make-work bulls. They look busy because they are inefficient, but it creates the perception of "hard work." That's my opinion, anyway. Corporate America is a stupid.

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